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| Experience family nudism thru AANR, the American Association for Nude Recreation. "AANR, The NRA of the nudist world" |
| Fins to the Left Fins to the Right A Jetski that Swims on Land |
Welcome to Rita's story
When you gaze across 'Rita's hull, you will see Her water and Her
ocean life in the rear; coming across Her bow there are turtles
climbing on shore, which is lavishly decorated in gems and jewels -
the pirates' lust- which have spilled on the shore of Margaritaville,
and are protected by the Holy Squids. On Her hood there are
butterflies and dragonflies, flying into the stars, the evolution of
man's soul. Her underneath is a shark, always in search of new
adventures, representing man's base beginnings. Margaritaville is an
elusive Dream, a state of mind. It is the one we always search for
and never seem to find. "I have found that dream"..... It is in the
hearts and souls of all living things. It is in this Machine, which
brightens the lives of all those who behold Her. She is the Goddess
of Laughter, the laughter in our dreams.
I believe we are just a little southeast of disorder! (Houston)
When the project started early November 2003 I knew exactly
what I was after: “The Evolution of a Jet Ski”. I was in search of
a watercraft to build my little bit of Paradise. A friend of mine
showed up with this poor, mistreated, abused and beaten body of a
wave runner. I went to work on her. And when I fired up the first
set of lights on her engine cowl and stood in front of her, I knew
that she was in fact alive and ready for her new life.
Rita was built from a 10 ft Kawasaki wave runner and a Murray
lawn tractor. (best thing that ever happened to a Murray). It was
literally like attaching a 2x4 to a rock! Now She is an Art Car.
An Art Car is a vehicle that is transformed into art, where Her
body becomes the canvas.
Rita now sits on a John Deere frame as of 7/12/08. Ready to go
with a hydrostatic transmission.
“In Search of the Perfect Margarita”
When you gaze across 'Rita's hull, you will see Her water and Her
ocean life in the rear; coming across Her bow there are turtles
climbing on shore, which is lavishly decorated in gems and jewels -
the pirates' lust- which have spilled on the shore of Margaritaville,
and are protected by the Holy Squids. On Her hood there are
butterflies and dragonflies, flying into the stars, the evolution of
man's soul. Her underneath is a shark, always in search of new
adventures, representing man's base beginnings. Margaritaville is an
elusive Dream, a state of mind. It is the one we always search for
and never seem to find. "I have found that dream"..... It is in the
hearts and souls of all living things. It is in this Machine, which
brightens the lives of all those who behold Her. She is the Goddess
of Laughter, the laughter in our dreams.
I believe we are just a little southeast of disorder! (Houston)
When the project started early November 2003 I knew exactly
what I was after: “The Evolution of a Jet Ski”. I was in search of
a watercraft to build my little bit of Paradise. A friend of mine
showed up with this poor, mistreated, abused and beaten body of a
wave runner. I went to work on her. And when I fired up the first
set of lights on her engine cowl and stood in front of her, I knew
that she was in fact alive and ready for her new life.
Rita was built from a 10 ft Kawasaki wave runner and a Murray
lawn tractor. (best thing that ever happened to a Murray). It was
literally like attaching a 2x4 to a rock! Now She is an Art Car.
An Art Car is a vehicle that is transformed into art, where Her
body becomes the canvas.
Rita now sits on a John Deere frame as of 7/12/08. Ready to go
with a hydrostatic transmission.
“In Search of the Perfect Margarita”
This Site Last Updated July 13th 2008
Up Coming Events;
Laber day weekend, Burningman event
Sep. 20th Sharkstock in Lindon Texas
Laber day weekend, Burningman event
Sep. 20th Sharkstock in Lindon Texas
